dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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(Source: princemotorcycle)

notana:

my tumblr pet peeves:

  • automatic playing music
  • music that automatically starts
  • when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
  • that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
  • music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

(Source: uoa)

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor)

ryanrossabuse:

people are like ‘get over ryden’ and i’m like ‘no’

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(Source: sexxistential)

ladies-and-tattoos:

can’t decide if I want a tattoo sleeve or a career

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be